Ah, the Wonderful Worldwide Web. It’s all out there for everyone: age-old knowledge and wisdom, breaking news updates that keep you informed about the status of the world, 2 girls one cup, one guy one jar, Tubgirl… the list goes on. Disclaimer: I don’t recommend watching or re-watching any of those videos… especially now. Congress just voted to shut down the Internet Privacy laws that old Obama was trying to put into play… something I finally agreed with him about.

Laws preventing internet service providers from selling your history information would’ve went into play this month. Once Trump signs otherwise, we’re all fucked. Without privacy, your internet service provider (ISP) can strip you and leave your online identity naked in the cold, so marketing agencies and companies can take advantage of your tiny, shrunken penis.

Instead of just Google and Facebook having the monopoly over the internet identity information industry, every AT&T, Comcast, and Verizon will now have the ability to use every click you make for their benefit. I really just hope this doesn’t spread to serious infiltration of what we see, who sees us through our cameras, and who ultimately gets ahold of our shit. And for all we know, the security of our shit is in the hands of guys like this:

Good luck and godspeed. We are now to be taken advantage of, like all the actresses who sat on the infamous “Casting Couch.” Just like them, we didn’t know what we signed up for.

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