Alright, this one doesn’t seem so clear cut at first because we’re talking about a women’s contact sport that the large majority of anyone doesn’t watch. However, paying the girls more than $1,000 per month for the 6 months they train for the Olympics is the right move. That number was just about doubled to $2,000. The argument for this being an easy decision is… wait for it… golden.

Keep the Olympic golds coming. While I rarely talk about women’s professional sports (I do not watch for pretty obvious reasons), winning Golds at the Olympics and being the most athletic land in the world is something I will back. These girls strap on the pads and hit the ice and each other(?) for the U.S.A., winning every damn World Championship they enter. Let the girls eat! Their old $1,000/month deal was worse than the verbal contracts illegal Mexicans get to serve you and I McDoubles and McChickens at 3 a.m. on a Tuesday night in July. Have some pride in your country. I mean, damn the USA Hockey Organization are some thick-headed, old school motherfuckers.

The girls go at it a little bit too. Nonetheless, against Canada in this one below. (we’re in the blue). CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!

And for forward smoke Hilary Knight, you’d never guess she played hockey. Good luck using any typical douchey pick-up line on Hil, she can probably kick your ass. I, would probably let her.

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USOC Media Summit
PARK CITY, UT – OCTOBER 02: Ice Hockey player Hilary Knight poses for a portrait during the USOC Media Summit ahead of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics on October 2, 2013 in Park City, Utah. (Photo by Harry How/Getty Images)